Man United Club Shop Finally Sells First Højlund Shirt
13 June 2025
In a development that has left Old Trafford in disbelief, Manchester United’s Megastore confirmed the sale of its first Rasmus Højlund shirt last week, nearly two years after the Danish striker joined the club from Atalanta for a hefty £72 million in August 2023.
Calendar Suggests It’s Only Two Tottenham Managers Until Christmas
13 June 2025
A North Londoner’s quick perusal of his Top Gear 2025 calendar has confirmed that it’s only six months, or approximately two Tottenham Hotspur managers, until Christmas. For lifelong Spurs fan Gary Plimpton, 42, this revelation came as no surprise while sipping his morning tea and flipping through the glossy pages of high-performance cars.
For the first time in human history, the words "Drogheda" and appealing" appeared in the same sentence this week.
The unlikely pairing came as Drogheda United, the beleaguered League of Ireland club, lodged an appeal with the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) over their expulsion from European competition. The appeal, much like the town itself, was swiftly deemed without merit, leaving locals and football fans alike wondering if anything about Drogheda could ever be described as "appealing" again.
In a stunning character U-turn, David Beckham has reportedly transformed into a complete bastard within hours of receiving his knighthood from King Charles.
The former Manchester United star, now “Sir David,” ditched his goody-goody image the moment the title was his, unleashing a torrent of everyday pettiness that’s left everyone reeling.
A North Londoner’s quick perusal of his Top Gear 2025 calendar has confirmed that it’s only six months, or approximately two Tottenham Hotspur managers, until Christmas. For lifelong Spurs fan Gary Plimpton, 42, this revelation came as no surprise while sipping his morning tea and flipping through the glossy pages of high-performance cars.
In a twist that has left the football world both baffled and oddly impressed, Cristiano Ronaldo has announced his intention to marry his one true love—himself. The five-time Ballon d’Or winner, known for his chiseled physique and unwavering self-confidence, revealed the plans during a press conference that doubled as
In a shocking revelation that has sent ripples through the football world, Manchester United’s scouting department has been exposed for cutting costs by ditching global scouting missions and relying solely on BBC’s Match of the Day to identify transfer targets. Sources close to the club confirm that the Red Devils’ recruitment strategy now hinges
In a development that has left Old Trafford in disbelief, Manchester United’s Megastore confirmed the sale of its first Rasmus Højlund shirt last week, nearly two years after the Danish striker joined the club from Atalanta for a hefty £72 million in August 2023.
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